There are approximately 1,000 different options when looking at baby bottles. Do I want the curved bottle to reduce intestinal gas, or should we take the bottle that has the plastic throw away liners? Wide opening bottle nipples, or narrow, original, or dentist approved... It never ends. And Heather and I made the mistake of starting the in the bottle aisle for our registration.
Now in my opinion, Babies R' Us is designed by an evil mastermind. Let's take the simplest tasks like picking out a bib for a baby and make people decide between about 250 different ones so that they go absolutely nuts and we can see just how strong the marital bond really is. The point of this rant is, if you happen to come across our baby registry, please note that great care was taken in the beginning to look at each option and make the best decision... in the beginning. However, 2 and a half hours into the process, I was walking half an aisle in front of Heather with that rediculous "scanner gun" yelling out "do we need one of these?" "Probably??" Beep, beep. Chalk another one up to the Babies R' Us Masterminds...
This was our first real taste of exactly what the logistics of taking Braeden anywhere. Can't just pack a couple of diapers and be on our way, noooo sir. Gotta pack the diapers, wipes, bottle, extra bottle, bottle warmer, pacifier, something called butt paste (another win for the masterminds), another bottle, more diapers... Are we going to be somewhere for any length of time? If so, better bring the "pack'n'play", stroller, formula, extra jumpers, and finally more diapers. Got it all, let's go... Half way down the street we will realize we are the most prepared parents on earth and we are ready for anything... if only we hadn't forgotten our son in his crib back at the house... I can see it now.
To everyone that's asked... sorry it took over two weeks to get the new blog up. We didn't realize so many people were reading it. So if you're reading this, please take a minute and leave a comment at the bottom so we know who's visiting. I've got some new pictures of Team Heather and we're making good progress on the nursery. I'll get them posted up soon. There's a camera cable on the way to Missouri as we speak. Talk to everyone soon.
Rob, Heather and Braeden Carlton
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Hey you guys. At least that episode is over. I did look at the registry and might be able to help if you guys want. The bouncer you picked is pretty much identical to the one we have. Aaron loved it. It is actually at your mom's house. Since it would cost nearly as much to ship it back as it cost to buy it you guys are more than welcome to have it. It is still in excellent condition. Also we saw you picked out a mirror for the car. We bought the same one and it is the worse buy ever (in our opinion). You think it would be great to be able to see your babe, but the damn thing kept fallen down on top of him. We could send you ours and you can try it, but it might be worth trying out a different mirror. Trust me you guys will get/buy so much that you will try to use and than realize it was completely a waste of money. Welcome to parenthood. Love you both,
Alex
I visit! I just find it funny to hear your take on things after I have heard Heather's version. :) You guys crack me up.
Thanks Rob, now Binnie wants a duplicate of everything at the house so you won't have to pack....now she is telling me we will need a duplicate at BOTH houses..............
I believe that is why I left Drew at home...I figured his head would explode! All Braeden really needs is two incredibly loving parents, and that is exactly what he is getting, so you are both good!
I'm here! I read! I even have a link from my blog to yours!
Biff: like you didn't see that one coming. :)
Chelsey, you are sooooo right.
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